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Irony Attack

As most of you know, I draw a comic featuring a guy who inexplicably has no mouth, who lives with a cartoon dog that inexplicably has no mouth. And I end up with Spasmodic Dysphonia, a condition that prevents me from speaking.

Today in the news, the author of the book “100 Things to Do Before You Die” died at the age of 47 after hitting his head at home. That probably wasn’t on the list.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080826/ap_on_en_ot/obit_freeman

Also in the news, a woman accused an actor of pulling down her top in a restaurant. The actor is infamous for his crude behavior, and his name is… wait for it… Andy Dick.

http://www.popeater.com/television/article/drugs-sure-but-no-sex-charges-for-dick/146990?icid=200100397x1207963155x1200431943

And of course everyone knows the story of fitness guru Jim Fixx who died of a heart attack at age 52. He wrote a book telling people how to, in essence, not die of a heart attack at the age of 52.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Fixx

With so many famous people doing so many things, some of those things are bound to be ironic. But that might not be the full story. According to studies, people named Dennis are more likely to become dentists.

http://www.stat.columbia.edu/~cook/movabletype/archives/2005/08/dennis_the_denv.html

Being the moist robots that we are, apparently we can accidentally get programmed by tiny cues in the environment. For example, another study showed that people who have overweight friends are more likely to be overweight themselves. The things you associate with, and think about, influence who you are.

This is tricky stuff because you might decide to name your child Richard, hoping the “rich” part would take hold, only to find out he prefers to be called Dick.