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Then This Kid Saved the World

With all the news of disasters, I thought it was time for another round of unwarranted optimism to cheer you up.

As I have previously noted in this blog, every week the media reports breakthroughs in curing deadly diseases, and inventions that turn just about anything into cheap energy. The one thing all of these reports have in common is that you never hear much about them again. The stories are generally completely fraudulent, overhyped, or prematurely optimistic. But that doesn’t stop me from hoping the next one is real. That hope makes me feel good. To spread the joy, I give you the three stories of amazing breakthroughs that will change the world. Or not.

We start with the 12-year old genius who recently invented a type of solar panel that is 500 times more efficient than what is on the market now. I questioned whether a 12-year old could really do this sort of thing until I looked at his biography. If that doesn’t convince you, just look at his picture then look at yourself in the mirror. Who looks smarter?

http://www.katu.com/news/28432984.html

You still need a cheap way to store the solar energy. Otherwise you need other sources of energy at night, or for cars. Some smart guy at MIT (Dilbert’s alma mater) has you covered. I’ve shown this link before, but it makes me happy every time I think about it:

http://newsoffice.techtv.mit.edu/file/1243/

It does you no good to have electricity if you have no clean water to drink. That’s a huge problem in a lot of places, and getting worse. Luckily, inventor Dean Kamen has you covered with his water purifier that requires no filters.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/130735

Kamen also invented a device that will inexpensively create energy from manure. It works best if you have livestock, but there’s no rule that says you can’t crap in it yourself. This will lead to new sayings replacing the venerable “I have to go drop a penny,” and “I have to see a man about a horse.” In the future you will be able to say, “I have to go pinch a watt,” or “power the Kamen.”

Do you feel hopeful yet?