I text while you talk at me (33 votes)
With any luck, your soul mate won’t be perceptive. (31 votes)
I’m toying with the idea of becoming a useful member of society. (28 votes)
And the top vote-getters from readers of this blog, from earlier this week, were these two, which I assume would have won on Eyecrowd also if I had listed them:
There’s no kill switch on awesome.
I’m not lazy, I’m useless. There’s a big difference.