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A Clarification

A Clarification

    After Jimmy Fallon said in his monologue on The Tonight Show that I compared Trump to Jesus, I knew I needed to clarify a few things. So on Twitter I said…


    That was only a joke. But just to be super-clear, I am not saying Trump healed any sick people either.

    Although … to be fair, the taxes Trump has paid over his lifetime have probably funded more healing than Jesus could have handled one-on-one in his entire life. But it isn’t a competition. No one is keeping score.

    Another difference is that Jesus shows forgiveness whereas Trump refuses to apologize in the first place. So I call that sort of a tie.

    But on the intangibles, it’s all Jesus. He’s a clear winner.

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