How to Make a Little Rocket Man Costume for Halloween

How to Make a Little Rocket Man Costume for Halloween
October 19, 2017
How to Make a Little Rocket Man Costume for Halloween
- Step 1: Get yourself one of these hats.

Step 2: Spray-paint the tips with black paint.
Step 3: Buy a pant suit wherever-the-hell Hillary Clinton shops.

Step 4: Smile like you just smoked a doobie and executed a close relative.
Step 5: Nailed it!

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