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Message to My Government

Message to My Government
    I never felt too violated by the news that my government can snoop on every digital communication and financial transaction I make. Maybe I should have been more bothered, but the snooping wasn’t affecting my daily life, and it seemed like it might be useful for fighting terrorism, so I worried about other things instead.

    This week, as I was pulling together all of my records to do taxes, I didn’t get too upset that the process of taxpaying is unnecessarily frustrating and burdensome. As a citizen, I do what I need to do. I’m a team player.

    I have also come to peace with the fact that my government now takes about half of my income. I figure most of it goes to good causes. I’m here to help.

    I take pride in the fact that I don’t let the little things get to me.

    But the other day, as I was crawling my way through mountains of statements and receipts, trying to organize my records for my accountant, with several more days of this drudgery ahead, I had a disturbing thought. I must warn you in advance that this disturbing thought can only be expressed in all capital letters and it must include profanity. It goes like this.

    Message to my government:

    DO MY FUCKING TAXES FOR ME, YOU ASSHOLES!!! YOU ALREADY KNOW EVERY FUCKING THING I DID THIS YEAR!!!

    Seriously.

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